“Mama…don’t take this the wrong way…
because it will take care of all those freckles-
NOT that I don’t think you ARE pretty WITH freckles…
…and…I might like to see that.”
Simon: Shredding people’s self esteem
by memorizing television commercials
and pitching them word for word-
to those he think might benefit-since 2002.
Copyright EagarInc.
“Mom, today I forgot to take something to school-
for Show-and-Tell.
So, I just showed them all my bruises!
…I have A LOT!”
Simon, you have every right to be proud of those bruises.
I have never seen a kid crash his bike so many times-
in such a short amount of time.
But, I have also never seen a kid show such exceptional courage-
and bravery (and resilience) while doing so.
We’re all just glad you always wear your helmet-
so your face is still pretty!
We would also like to publicly thank Uncle Dan
for teaching him those sweet BMX tricks!
He wants to know when you’ll be back.
On April the 15th we celebrated our
7th Annual Simon Day.
“Make me a Lego Head cake Mom! And, please put my full name on it.
That’s Simon Rex Eagar:
S-I-M-O-N R-E-X E-A-G-A-R.
Did you get all that?”
His wish (as usual) is my command.
His birthday spoils were plenty as were his animated smiles and genuine exuberance for the joyous event.
In fact, from the moment he joined the Human Race Simon has taught us through his beaming smiles that one can never be too gracious or too enthusiastic about life.
We thought we knew happiness until we first saw him smile. Even on his first birthday this little blue-eyed charmer accepted each gift with an
“Ooh! Ahhh!”
followed by a volley of hugs and kisses to the gift giver.
Simon is merriment!
And, it’s true what they say about those who play hard…
Simon, there is some kind of magic in your hypnotic BLUE eyes and infectious smile.
There is not a person on this earth (or otherwise) who could resist falling in love with you.
Our world would be gray and lonely without you.
And, Simon…we’re glad you haven’t changed…TOO much!
