“Mama…don’t take this the wrong way…
because it will take care of all those freckles-
NOT that I don’t think you ARE pretty WITH freckles…
…and…I might like to see that.”
Simon: Shredding people’s self esteem
by memorizing television commercials
and pitching them word for word-
to those he think might benefit-since 2002.
Copyright EagarInc.
Today, as I was performing my
semi-daily-almost-maybe-bi-weekly Back Yard Rose Inspection-
I came across this most unusual looking rose bud:
As I gazed,perplexed, at this curiosity of nature-
I thought to myself-
“How odd…for a rose bud to have…
…windows…
…most unusual and…unnecessary…
…I would think…”
But, just as my simple brain teetered
on the virtual edge of complete befuddlement-
what to my wondering eyes did appear
a tiny little resident!
How sweet and innocent and harmless is he-
this creature of wonderment.
As much as I would love to sit here in my garden all day-
watching you inch your lovely little way-
through my precious rosebuds,
I hope you have had your fill Dear Sir,
as I will no longer be requiring your services!
-the creation of a vast and beautiful world,
NAY,
an entire UNIVERSE…
…both delicate and astronomical in scale….
…Endless midnight skies gracefully cascading over brilliant, whirling galaxies….
…Billowing gossamer clouds gliding like transparent ghosts
over numberless barren plains, mountain tops and rolling seas…
…an infinite multitude of worlds…
…raging, VIOLENT storms swirling and screaming through the cosmos…
…terrifying vortexes of dark matter…
-agitated by the absolute hand of their mighty and
OMNIPOTENT creator.
…and there is calm.
Colors exquisite and rare…
…finely woven fibers of beauty and eternal tranquility.
…Creation of such resplendent genius and mystery can only come from one DIVINE source…
Yes, I
(Lil’ ole me)
-am that creator of worlds unfathomed by human imagination.
And, would you like to know what’s even spookier?
I don’t even have to work at it.
