“Mama…don’t take this the wrong way…
You should try Proactiv
because it will take care of all those freckles-
NOT that I don’t think you ARE pretty WITH freckles…
I just think you might be prettier WITHOUT…
…and…I might like to see that.”
Simon: Shredding people’s self esteem
by memorizing television commercials
and pitching them word for word-
to those he think might benefit-since 2002.
Copyright EagarInc.
