Magic

Jude has had a rocky relationship with his locker since the first day of this school year.

So far he has:

-been late to class

-been cited for loitering in the halls between classes

-missed lunch

-missed recess

-nearly been locked in the school for the night

-and very nearly been institutionalized for hysterical and unexplained behaviors including aggravated locker violence…

-all resulting from his severe deficiency in human/locker relations.

It’s been rough on them both.

But, fear not, Grasshopper.

Something wonderful- something magical and miraculous has occurred.

They have found each other.

The following is Jude’s declaration of self discovery and elation:

“I have finally figured out that if I stroke my locker just right before I put in the combination it almost ALWAYS opens!”

And, so it was that the magical boy and the vicious locker melded hearts and minds alike.

And, they both lived happily ever after…

…or DID they?