That’s right folks. Due to an overwhelming number of fan requests (no, not really. But that would be cool!) the long-awaited story of our lives has finally arrived! I shall try to give regular updates of our ongoing shenanigans and share savory morsels of wisdom and creativity as often as possible. Or maybe just write stuff. Either way I am looking forward to tapping into the world wide interwebs, extending my tentacles of knowledge to the farthest reaches of the earth.
Speaking of weird- I walked into Jude’s classroom the other day just in time to see Jude corner his teacher and explain to her his theory of the 4th dimension. There was something about a cube and some shapes and going in here or there or something to that effect and his teacher finally says “Yes! I think I can see the picture you are explaining to me! I think I understand. The 4th dimension is time.” Jude then shakes his head and looks at her like, you poor stupid woman, and says “NO! The 4th dimension is time AND space!“ She pauses for a moment and says “That is very profound.” 
The moral is don’t try too hard to understand Jude, you could hurt yourself!
How did he know that? In the first episode of Doctor Who, which aired in 1963, the Doctor refers to “the fourth dimension of space and time.” I don’t remember ever hearing that phrase in the current series. Spooky.
Humph. That’s nothing. CNN has holograms. I want to watch Jude explain the 4th dimension from the fifth dimension. Jude’s science teachers must feel like Shakespeare’s 5th grade english teachers. Must work harder.
Mom’s dad.
Jude will someday be tripping us all up with his new Laws of Physics- the next Issac Newton… perhaps without the alchemy though.